Name: Christine Butler [well, not legally yet but I like to pretend sometimes that I’m not Asian for reasons that would be obvious to you if you are Asian or a racist]
Age: 30, turning 31 [and constantly reminding people to justify everything I do because “It’s OK. I’m in my 30s now”]
Location: Seattle, Washington USA [recently moved here from Sydney, Australia]
Marital status: Married [much to many people’s surprise and my parents’ relief]
Job titles: Non-haver of jobs. Taker of naps. Tolerator of babies. Eater of all non-slimy food. Lover of ice cream. Obsessor of weight. Wearer of unsuitable lipsticks. Over-doer of bronzers. Seeker of bargains. Horder of said bargains. Drawer of poorly drawn cartoons. Giver of unsolicited opinions. Sharer of too much information. Writer of hopefully words.
